fartgallery:

Type your url: fartgallery
Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy
Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery
Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

(via molecularprobe)

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(via molecularprobe)

gold-sphere:

when is this gif not perfect?

gold-sphere:

when is this gif not perfect?

BABY WALLABY

BABY WALLABY

☀️❤️

☀️❤️

Worlds best pup 😍

Worlds best pup 😍

🌻🌻

🌻🌻

Hahahaha hahahaha

Hahahaha hahahaha

waketheworld:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought

(via chrissystockton)

-before heading out for activities with friend-

Friend: Are you really gonna wear that shirt?
(Shirt is cropped and pretty low cut, often exposing bits of bra)
Me: Yeah.
Friend: Seriously?
Me: Yep.
Me: -evaluates life choices-
Me: -goes into bedroom-
Me: -changes***-

***changes into bra that makes boobs look way perkier and puts exposing same shirt back on.

I get over-excited about dreams.

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